Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue
-Anon

And some days when you are the latter, the cleaner is so close, sweeping nearby, you could almost stretch your hands and grab his collar and tell him to clean up all that gooey stuff. But lo and behold, the moment your hands reach the neck, he wriggles his way out and transforms himself into a pigeon.

Some days, irony stares at you in the face, so close, you need not even stretch your hands to gouge its eyes out.

Current Music - The instrumental theme from Lakshya (more on this movie later)