Tumhare paas kya hai?
[beginning to insert dramatic silence ....]
[trying to ignore twin mosquitoes playing quidditch outside my ear]
[warning!!! dramatic silence under threat ]
[squelchhh, dial yem-and-yet-yanother-yem for mosquito murders]
[aa-haa dramatic silence at last]

And many a times I wish people had a funny bone, even if slightly fractured, makes conversing so much simpler.

Any, absolutely any expression would do, I can brave the tomatoes and the eggs (err..we'll switch to croc ones in these grave (pun intended) times of birds flu-ing in/around/over Nawapur) but would you so kindly do away with that irritating deadpan look on your face, my attempts at being funny come home all bruised and tender..hmpphh!

Mere paas hu-maa-r hai

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