I am gonna be a dead dodo tomorrow
They are gonna fry me alive

Don't ask why this is going to happen. I am probably making a mountain out of a molehill.
Or maybe a molehill out of nothing at all

Never ever procrastinate, especially when it comes to filling up forms. Before you can blink and think, the last date was two days ago, and the easiest way to change ancient, irrelevant data is to hack the online tool.

P.S: In case the dodo is still around, she will come up with a short story or a poem next week (creativity and time, permitting)