...and the King shouted, "Off With Her Head!"
(Any similarity to the Queen, Alice In Wonderland, is pure coincidence)

I never realised I was such a bad photographer till I was showing (off :)) my Paris snaps to a friend. When we came to a particular photo, she asked me if this was my hotel room.

King Louis XIV (bless his soul, amen), resident of Versailles would have been shocked at such a comment on his ornate, plush, palatial bed chamber.

I need to attend a lot of coaching classes, one of them being "how to shoot a 17th century opulent palace such that it doesn't look like a 21st century mediocre hotel room"